The Streakerama Streaker of the Year Awards
2005 Streaker of the Year
After
much deliberation and quite a few beers, the White
Arse award for Streaker of the Year has been announced.
And the winner is... Naked Rambler Steve Gough
Yes, I know. He's won it before. But he start out on another cross-Britain ramble in June 2005 and promptly got arrested numerous times. He's still facing charges.
He
stands up for what he belives in, and that takes balls.
As does walking around naked in Scotland. Not that you'd
see the balls at that point.
PS. Those of you who wish to complain about the fuzzy, badly
cut out graphic can bugger off. You try cutting out a bum
on Image Composer after 15 beers.
PPS. I had another go at making a new White Arse award graphic,
but it was even crappier than the current one :) AND I was
sober
2004 Streaker of the Year
After much deliberation and quite a few beers, the White Arse award for Streaker of the Year has been announced.
And the winner is... Serial streaker Mark Roberts!
Yes,
I know he's the obvious choice, but after the stellar
effort at the Superbowl, there just wasn't any other competition.
Sure, he was overshadowed by the horror that is a black
woman's boob (shock! eek!) but he still managed to get
an awful lot of attention on field and in the media.
PS. Those of you who wish to complain about the fuzzy,
badly cut out graphic can bugger off. You try cutting
out a bum on Image Composer after 15 beers.
PPS. I had another go at making a new White Arse award
graphic, but it was even crappier than the current one
:) AND I was sober
2003 Streaker of the Year
After much deliberation and quite a few beers, the annual White Arse award for Streaker of the Year has been announced.
And the winner is... Steve Gough, the Naked Rambler!
Steve
set out on June 16 with the plan to walk the entire length
of Britain naked. He hasn't made it yet because he's been
arrested over 12 times and right now he's in prison awaiting
his latest sentence. We can expect to hear from him sometime
next year when he is released from prison again and sets
out to continue where he left off.
Steve, hats off to you for getting out there and doing
what you believe in, even to the point of losing your
liberty in order to make a perfectly reasonable point
about how society treats nudity.
Yes, yes, I KNOW he's not really a streaker, but I just
don't care. What's more, the only other decent candidate
was Mark Roberts... and, fab though Mark is... it's just
too obvious. (That man deserves a "lifetime efforts"
award for his contribution to streaking...)
Update: Steve Gough made it! 23rd January 2004!
PS. Those of you who wish to complain about the fuzzy,
badly cut out graphic can bugger off. You try cutting
out a bum on Image Composer after 15 beers.
PPS. I had another go at making a new White Arse award
graphic, but it was even crappier than the current one
:) AND I was sober
2002 Streaker of the Year
After much deliberation and quite a few beers, the inaugural White Arse award for Streaker of the Year has been announced.
And the winner is... Billy Connolly!
Billy streaked to honour a pledge during the Comic Relief charity appeal. When donations reached £1 million, he stripped off and did a nude dash around Piccadilly Circus in London. Consequently, thousands of people complained that their children had been scarred for life. This alone is worth the award.
But I'm also giving it because Billy has long been a rampant public nudist, doing mad dashes in all his documentaries, including a sub-zero one in the Arctic. AND I've long admired him for his comic genius and windswept sex appeal.
Read more about Billy's streak in the news section, along with that naughty Robbie Williams, the woman who streaked to "feel alive" and more!
PS. Those of you who wish to complain about the fuzzy, badly cut out graphic can bugger off. You try cutting out a bum on Image Composer after 15 beers.
* Note: There isn't a 2006 Streaker of the Year award because I was too lazy to do it.